I've hereby declared a moratorium on the use of the word "fail."
Now, I'm not prohibiting anyone from saying they've failed a test or failed to take the dog for a walk.
I'm declaring the use of the word "fail" in any title -- movie, song, blog -- obsolete, old-fashioned, uncool and completely last year.
What does this mean?
It means no more agentfail, queryfail, bossfail, employeefail, childfail, Bushfail, Senatefail, dogfail or catfail.
Any use of this word will result in cynical expressions from your friends, rolling of the eyes from the general public and possible ostracism and excommunication from everyone else.
This moratorium goes into effect immediately and will continue until further notice.
Thank you for the interuption. Now, please, continue with your day.